Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!
by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022
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Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.
From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".
Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.
Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
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Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
Get the backseat bullshit mug.Someone who eats up bullshit, and repeats it enough to just pass on more misinformation. A bullshit person might also like to pretend to be something he or she is not, hold lots of false confidence or make false claims about personal capacities. Bullshit people might also expect and try to force others to think like them by personally attacking the other person for not believing them, trying to persuade, etc. .
People who form their beliefs based on the news and hearsay, then talk about it at length like it's actually real are bullshit people. They might totally ignore things like blatant photoshop, factual spin, realistic fiction storytelling, and other strong signs of propaganda, and then try to punish people for not believing it, as if lying is really going to help anything.
Bullshit people are manipulated, and they like to manipulate because they're collectivistic, authoritarian and generally a source of the same thing tearing and keeping everyone down, high and low, which is being subject to the greater machine, yanked and whipped along, like property, and not a self.
Bullshit people are trickers, fakers, liars, and tools of liars.
People who form their beliefs based on the news and hearsay, then talk about it at length like it's actually real are bullshit people. They might totally ignore things like blatant photoshop, factual spin, realistic fiction storytelling, and other strong signs of propaganda, and then try to punish people for not believing it, as if lying is really going to help anything.
Bullshit people are manipulated, and they like to manipulate because they're collectivistic, authoritarian and generally a source of the same thing tearing and keeping everyone down, high and low, which is being subject to the greater machine, yanked and whipped along, like property, and not a self.
Bullshit people are trickers, fakers, liars, and tools of liars.
(Name) likes to read news about the most outlandish, senseless, obviously fabricated stuff, and when people point out that the whole base of the story was cooked to manipulate people, he just got angry, and tried to come up with bullshit arguments to convince them he was right. (Name) is a bullshit-person.
by DanZhukovin October 3, 2019
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by dude77739 August 28, 2017
Get the what the bullshit mug.Running around the house (or wherever) acting like a crazy nutball! Less bad crazy, more fun and excitable. Way too much energy and full of oneself. Be warned, may cause accidental damage to decor and other items. Does not mean untruthful like it's cousin, full of shit.
Friend: What's going on with your kid today??
Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!
Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!
by Redupyerrewm84 August 27, 2023
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