bufferfucked

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed

Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.

by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010

Buffalo Center, IA

Also known as Butt Center. With the asshole located at the butt's center, Buffalo Center is refered to as the asshole of Iowa.

Q: Do you wanna go to Buffalo Center, IA?

A: Sure I feel like being an asshole, let's join the dodgeball tournament and play middle schoolers and then brag about the medals we win.

by Dwayne Wade Wetback January 19, 2011

Buffles

The act of watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer whilst having some snuggles.

Girl "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy "I don't know... Watch some tv?"

Girl "Ok, we can have some Buffles."

by asstastic October 31, 2011

Floor Buffer

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

by Jim E. Junk May 22, 2006

pre-buffer

The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.

The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.

buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer

bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up

by wildturkey69 September 19, 2009

buffalo wings

The best bar food ever! Fried chicken wings basted in a hot sauce and served with a side of celery and bleu cheese. You dip the wings into the blue cheese and throw the celery on the floor. The best wings are from the Buffalo NY area and the farther you get away the greater likelihood that the wings will suck. Not that you can't get good wings in the rest of upstate NY or even Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the Twin Tiers (NY/Pa border) but the real deal is in Buffalo. Douche bags claim that the shitty, rubberry, no taste wings one can find in chains like Hooter's and BW3's are good example of Buffalo Wings. The shittiest wings under red heat lamps in gas stations in the above mentioned areas are better than these shitty chain restaurant wings. Also, stupid motherfuckers dip their wings in ranch dressing. Why don't you just mosey on down to the Old Country Buffet, close your eyes and have them pump what leftover shit they have after the early bird special down your throat and top it off with a quart of Hidden Valley Ranch! Any douchebag that thinks ranch is a compliment to buffalo wings needs to be castrated with a shrimp fork. Note: you can't get good Buffalo wings in Chicago, Miami, and New York although residents there think you can. They have wings in Philly but nobody claims they're the best,and they don't eat wings in L.A. because they are assholes.

Dude, if they were that good they would be called NYC wings and not Buffalo wings, so take your pizza pie and cram it up your ass!

by ThunderMummy November 3, 2005

buffalo tickler

This is when you eat buffalo wings and don't properly wash your hands. Then you finger a woman's vagina, and inadvertantly cause her crotch to feel like it's on fire.

After having a plate of suicide wings at the pub, I came home and gave my woman a buffalo tickler! She was pissed!

by Captain Adventure September 25, 2006