Bryan

Bryan is a fat cheesy “no neck” Bottega wearing skinny Jean motherfucker. That likes to eat lamb chops, party and smoke HOOKAH.
He think he slick and likes to mis type allot. LOL

Her: hey bryan
Him: at nomad.. whatca su do pull up

by Bp33 November 22, 2021

Bryan

The Pookiest pook of all tha pooks (also thicc af)

Damn Bryan got some thicc ass thighs

by Lollipop La’Flare November 22, 2021

Bryan

Has a beautiful girlfriend who’s name is kiana

Bryan has a amazing girlfriend named kiana

by B + k = happinesses November 22, 2021

Bryan

Has a big slong and very handsome is very athletic and Rich people with the name Bryan usually treat women with good care and buy them anything they want. People with the name Bryan usually pack around 8-12 inches

Bryan keep going

Bryan why is it so big

I love u Bryan

by I_love_latinass November 22, 2021

Bryan

He’s a tall,funny, and has big dick energy 😫. He’s and amazing person in and out if yk what I mean 😏. He will fuck your sister and mom on the same night no doubt. You can trust Bryan with anything⁉️ He’s a great and loving guy. He wants a gf so this his number 😉 [phone]!!!

Ashley: Did you see Bryan yesterday his dick was so massive! Alexsis: yes I’d turn gay for Bryan!!

by Strezzy_1738 November 23, 2021

plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy

I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing

by Bbck December 10, 2020

Bryan

He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.

Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre

by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021