Brett

Brett is an amazing guy! One of the best friends you can have. Always gives good advice and lifts you up when you’re feeling down. Brett has all the best qualities! He’s so handsome, charming, funny, best gamer I know and probably will ever meet, and he has really great hair! Brett is adored by his two pups and gives them the best cuddles. Everyone should get themselves a friend like Brett and hold on to him!

Random guy: “Woah! What’s that hair style called?

Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”

by Beaniebunnie May 6, 2022

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Brett is the type of guy to date tall chicks and girls named lanie and is the hotest guy in school had has a friended named gunner and brody

Is brett dating lanie

by Brett vivl May 14, 2022

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Brett Schartner

A little bitch who usually refers to Tom Brady as the goat. He walks down the hallways of his school with a mega rager. If there was a word to describe him, it would be cunt since he always acts high and mighty but is really just a little bitch.

Fuck Brett Schartner what a cunt

by Gaynig December 25, 2021

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A boy full of excuses

Brett defined as , someones excessively using excuses. ie. I did not come make time or prioritize time because I got lazy I was too be turning up the night before.

by mo.money24 December 27, 2021

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Brett Willis Perriam

A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)

Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.

by Highconcentratedmoonshinestank April 1, 2022

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