Off-brand Fabulous

The cheap brand, or version, of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022

off-brand fabulous

The cheap brand/version of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind, often confused with actual appreciation or novelty.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022

Brand member

A person belonging to a group of higher ranking outlaws

A BADASS.
an individual who is above the law and politics.
A person capable of calling the "shots".
"White boy"

Bob said " I said that ain't no real Brand

member. Brand member Bob only deals with brand members.

by BigSexy69er April 23, 2022

bear brand

a milk brand that makes u stronk like a big boy and is the best

Hey! How u stronk?
Cuz I drank bear brand milk it makes u stronk
Wow! I should drink it too!

by funny google person dictionary May 2, 2022

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

Brand-Brained

An adjective to describe someone who is making purchasing decisions centered solely around the brand name attached to the item.

Stella: I want this sweater from urban outfitters! It's on sale for only $80!
Larry: Stop being Brand-Brained you can get the same thing for only $22 at Old Navy

by G2638737 October 4, 2022