by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010
Unavailable; having all appointments taken
by Englishaholic June 13, 2018
By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
by jacobraybans May 03, 2013
Book wanker -
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
A type of socially debilitating guilt experienced only by English Literature students when performing tasks that either intentionally or unavoidably prevent them from reading.
by adnium November 18, 2009
When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
by Authorazy December 21, 2017