Bling Wrap

When you first open a new roll of sandwich wrap(Cling wrap, in Australia)and it works perfectly. Completely opposite to a trashy old end of roll wrap.

Just cracked a new Bling Wrap, it was soooo satisfying to perfectly wrap my sandwich with precision.

by The Bin Bird January 15, 2025

diacritic bling

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.

Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.

by Ångström April 10, 2016

Bling Job

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

Bling-come

Massive income, enough to support purchasing lots of "bling" jewelry and lavish accessories.

Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...

I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.

by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010

FNF Bling Grunt

Bling Grunt The FNF The Bling

When I play fnf I see fnf bling grunt

by HowWasTheUrbanDictionary March 7, 2024

Mouth Bling

Someone that has lots of gold dental work or tongue piercings.

" Lookit all the mouth bling. Better put on your flash glasses when he yawns".

by TBA December 1, 2006