Vinnie Barbarino

A reverse gay massage.

Would you like a Vinnie Barbarino?

by kingsfan October 3, 2012

Nasty Barbara

A nasty Mexican that is fat, with lopsided boobs, who stinks really, who basically trailer trash worthy.

Eww, Here comes nasty barbara .

by shay wright October 24, 2014

Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.

Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"

by lawbyjake April 10, 2015

Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

Buttsex Barbarian

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.

John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*

by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018

santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019

Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria

The hell and torment of being locked in a room where show tunes are played on repeat and only sung by Barbara Streisand.

I have Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria. Imagine if you had to live your life with that fear.

by Ijustwanttoseeyourboobsbadly November 6, 2019