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Bradley Chudmeijer TwizzleStache

BRAD-lee CHUHD-my-er TWIZ-uhl-stash/
noun

1. A Michigan-forged Chud hero, famed for his theatrical facepaint, frost-bitten charity plunges, moustache mastery, and uncanny ability to turn chaos into community good. Known to roast his own coffee beans and craft cappuccinos so powerful they could fuel a soccer team for ninety minutes.
• “When he showed up with a cappuccino in one hand and a pizza in the other, that was peak Bradley Chudmeijer TwizzleStache.”

2. A mythical persona blending smoke, ice, beans, and foam: founder of the Murder City Facial Hair Crew, ringmaster of Detroit’s Circus of Whiskers, pitmaster of meats, patron saint of Motor City pizza, and espresso alchemist of the Midwest.
• “Detroit fans call on Bradley Chudmeijer TwizzleStache when they need both laughter and leadership — preferably with latte art.”



Origin: Detroit, Michigan (early 21st century); from Chud (grotesque comic archetype) + mock-Dutch surname parody (Chudmeijer) + moustache epithet (TwizzleStache), popularized in Chud lore circa 2025.

Usage notes: Used humorously or reverently to describe a person who combines showmanship, resilience, and hospitality — the rare Chud who can crush enemies with pizza crust and comfort allies with cappuccino foam.
1. “That icy plunge for charity? Straight out of the Bradley Chudmeijer TwizzleStache playbook.”
2. “His moustache curled so hard, I thought he was about to go full TwizzleStache.”
3. “Every pizza party needs a Bradley Chudmeijer TwizzleStache to keep things smoky, loud, and caffeinated.”
4. “She tied on a scarf, dove into the cold lake, and channelled her inner TwizzleStache.”
5. “The whisker competition crowned him their Bradley Chudmeijer TwizzleStache of the year — right after he served them cappuccinos.”
by Chuds McKinsey September 16, 2025
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Bradley Benjamin

Pretty much the coolest teacher to ever exist.
The penguin pooped on Bradley Benjamin’s leg, so he kicked it, and it died.
by Kmaoioare April 2, 2019
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Bradley

Bradley has a chose nose, which funny enough is bigger then is actual penis, the only big thing he has is his ego, and the biggest dick he has is in his personality. Don’t ever associate with Bradley.
Fuck Bradley
by Donkey face February 4, 2022
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Bradley

The most amazing caring sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He has changed my life for the better and i’m beyond greatful for meeting this beautiful human being by the name of bradley <3
me: ahh i’m really struggling

bradley: i’m here for you x
by baaabaaa651 July 24, 2022
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Bradley Hall

Half Beanbag, half human teacher who eats pizza and drinks mtn dew during class.
"when Bradley Hall went up the stairs an earthquake happened"
by 72trombones April 27, 2022
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Bradley

A femboy prick usually pulls bitches but they're 9 years old
Hey is that Bradley hide your kids he's going to take him
by Scallops y April 27, 2022
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bradley

bradley is a delicious new yorker who loves meat riding bisexual biracials. despite his deep voice and sassy facial expressions, his true calling is a roblox career.
girl 1: did you see bradley he looked so fine today
girl 2: chill on myas man though cause she bout it.
by mya6aylor October 4, 2023
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