blood machine 

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."

My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!

blood machine by FMchubs May 18, 2005

Blood Pony 

A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.

They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!

"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"

"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"

.... and you're dead....

Blood Pony by Brinklee January 10, 2011

blood sport 

Having intercourse during "rag-week"

sorry love, not into blood sport

blood sport by The gimp April 18, 2003

blood log

Another word for an erect penis.

Kevin thinks Britney is pretty only when he is injecting her face with his blood log.

blood log by deltro August 16, 2006

blood dags

a condition experienced by women who cultivate their pubic hair. during their monthly period the blood clots get caught on their mega muff and cause blood scabs to cling onto the excessive hair.

while attempting to prise her flaps apart, he had to use a jack hammer to break through the blood dags.

blood dags by pseudonym5876473847548 March 19, 2010

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

blood butter by erectism January 11, 2008

Blood Bath and Beyond 

the gun super-store from a Simpson's episode.

"I have to get some towels and some general bathroom crap to decorate my new place."
"Well, let's go to Blood Bath and Beyond then. I have one of those 20% coupons they are always mailing me."

Blood Bath and Beyond by ExpletiveGirl November 2, 2008