assbat

Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.

I hear Tom Cruise was attacked by an assbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.

by janicegravy August 23, 2011

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asshat

A term of endearment from one MAAN to another.

That asshat Magoo just TOWed me for the fifth time this round!

by KwikAg February 22, 2008

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AssHat

Someone who acts like they have ther head up their grandmothers ass.

an asshat would walk in front of a moving bus to catch the icecream man across the street. which then again would be pretty fucking funny to watch.

by WhoAmI??WellFuckYuu! December 22, 2010

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In the game Dark Age of Camelot, it's when a male toon kills a person and sits on his head. Usually the now dead person had pissed the player off in the past. When a female does it, it's called a "sheep-herder's special".

that's the dude that tried to assjam us, give him an asshat.

by orionslam July 29, 2008

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asstastrophe

The joyful bliss of one-night stand with one whom you thought was gorgeous, only to later find out to your demise that the one you actually slept with was the beautiful girl's lonely and utterly repulsive Quasimotoesque best friend, clearly a well thought out and deceitful plan masterminded by the beauty in question and her valiant steed and faithful sidekick, the culpret.

I musta been wasted last night. I thought I hooked up with this fine ass chick, but when I woke up this morning and saw her I realized that she might quite literally be one of the ugliest girls that I have ever seen. Her back was full of backne and her head looked like a watermelon. I can't believe I hit that, boy what an asstastrophe.

by Josh Hyder October 8, 2007

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