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arizona

the northern part of the state gets snow in the winter time, the southern part rarely, central never, all there is to do outside of phoenix is hiking and offroading, hiking is only possibly in winter time, in fall, winter, and spring in the northern part, offroading will break down your vehicle if its made before like 2005, tucson is riddled with druggies, phoenix is too hot to fucking live have no idea why the fuck 1 and a half million people live there, the eastern and western parts are forgotten, its also where the snowbirds from minnesota come from and ruin everybody's day by going 25 in the 35 and 50 on the freeway, but at least its a safe haven from california where it takes 2 hours to drive 3 miles and you cant live past the age of 45 if you have asthma there too
Who tf wanna go to arizona bro
by natons September 16, 2020
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Arizona surprise

When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass
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Arizona surprise

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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
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Arioniah

Arioniah is the best person ever i love her and she’s so beautiful and pretty and sweet 😏🔜🔛🔝 anyways see u in 203 hours awí
Arioniah is so cute
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Arizona Curtain Pole

When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.
"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"

"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."
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arizona breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette. Best way to start your day.
We got a long day ahead did you get something to eat?
Yeah, an Arizona breakfast!
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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