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Alcoholic Aquarium

Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.
by JimmyMeowMeow May 26, 2023
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chronic alcoholic

An alcoholic who also loves to smoke chronic.
John is a chronic alcoholic, he loves to smoke chronic when he's drinking.
by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
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seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.
Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"
by shoot2grill January 17, 2016
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TGIF Alcoholic

When you work at TGI Friday's and it makes you an alcoholic.
Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul
by Rice1303 September 10, 2016
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Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic
by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019
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edgy alcoholic

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.
Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, it's not fake.
by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022
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