WTF Alarm

Something you pull, mentally, when you realize that something that is happening to you, to a friend or some random person is totally crazy

Dude 1: Hey man. You hear about that guy who wanted to date a 18 year old?
Dude 2: No. What about him?
Dude 1: Man is 80 fucking years old.
Dude 2: Damn. Time to pull the WTF alarm on that.

by Randomtwit January 9, 2011

Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008

Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019

robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Albaro

A guy who is very attractive and can catch girls anytime. Although that he is like that he only wants loyalty and love. He can also be a little catchy when it comes to messing with his friends. He is also very handsome indeed.

Ouu look there's goes Albaro over there.

by Jessie hess December 28, 2020

Allahu Akbar

Allahu Akbar

Allahu Akbar

by Taenun July 9, 2022