Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

Alabama Bridge

When a male and his male cousin Eiffel Tower a female

Jim: Last weekend my cousin Derek and I met this hot chick at the bar.

Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?

by Fjsocusbndocs October 1, 2021

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017

Alabama NyQuil

The potent concoction of Rohypnol and Mountain Dew. Commonly used in southern states to knock fellow ancestors unconscious.

“Hey Sam cook me up some more Alabama NyQuil! I think Sister Sarah is waking up!”

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.

Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird

by cellophane girl July 8, 2011

alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal

brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021