Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .

My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing

by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020

Alabama Snapper

A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.

“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”

by Redneck1896 April 21, 2019

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

by Beautybind September 8, 2019

Alabama ribrub

The act of dry humping massive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone.

The young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good Alabama ribrub.

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018