A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.
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