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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell
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gender adventure

i honestly have no idea what this means. spoken once - and only once - by that one tiktokker known for "erm... hi! HYUCK HYUCK" and "SPOOKY SPOOKY HAIRCUT."
gay kid: "guess who had another gender adventure this week!"
normal person: "THE RESTRAINING ORDER SAID FIFTY YARDS, I WILL USE FORCE IF YOU DON'T LEAVE"
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adventure moment

when someone leaves someone else on read, delivered, and or liked.
person 1: wahahah, i just witnessed an adventure moment happen right before my eyes
person 2: dude what happened lmfao
person 1: my friend left someone on liked and blocked 2 mins into the conversation
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the adventures of aeiou

you lost the game xdddddddd
person 1: you lost the game xdddddddd
person 2: oh no
the adventures of aeiou
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Adventure Tim

Sean's nickname.
"Hey have you met Sean before?"

"You mean Adventure Tim?"

"Yes."
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The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.
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