Adam

The type of guy that you'd generally fall in love with on first sight.

Just kidding. He's a slut. Generally very obese, eats a lot, and plays children's games to jack off in his spare time. Never become an Adam.

P1: Someone tell Adam to lose some fucking weight! He's broken 5 chairs today!
P2: Alright, I'll get somebody!

by _mayan_ November 26, 2019

Adam

Adam is bald and alone. Even his misses left him. Poor Adam l. Sympathise for Adam

Adams such a sorry sod

by Ya Da works at Avon November 6, 2020

adam

a short Jewish boy who should be with snow white cause he so damn short hes a dwarf

adam you short

by Rainbow kitty101 May 11, 2020

Adam

The biggest phish phan in the world.
Ever.

You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.

by Darkside 08 February 28, 2009

Adam

The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes

Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"

by monkeygirl123 September 2, 2011

Adam

Just and asshole

Adam is such a cunt

by Hate Adam March 15, 2017

Adam

To kill yourself. The origin comes from Adams Song by blink182 which suggests suicide in the song

John: Did you hear that alex adamed?
Anothny: No way, i saw that coming

by Whaddupblink182 February 7, 2010