When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021
Get the Bring the absolute firemug. Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"
by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025
Get the Absolute Doofusmug. a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023
Get the an absolute missle launchermug.