Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...
by Bigdogfanman February 01, 2011
by CJ011 June 22, 2005
by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017
A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids
Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021
by dudethatlikesfunnydefinitions June 22, 2014
by Kurmus (ette) January 28, 2018
a furry friend that will always be there for you :D
no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family
no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family
by .missgirlwentmissing. May 21, 2021