Adam

Has an absolutely massive cock

Girl: Adams massive cock makes me so horny!

by Biggpp November 23, 2019

adam

a short Jewish boy who should be with snow white cause he so damn short hes a dwarf

adam you short

by Rainbow kitty101 May 11, 2020

adam

XDDD mdr! he is a big old donky face but also worth fifty cents😹watch out he will steal ur girl but he’s also very homosexual😛😘😘xD B)

Abude2011: donky face
FiftyCents: im adam!

by Stephen’s no1 fan January 21, 2019

Adam

The biggest phish phan in the world.
Ever.

You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.

by Darkside 08 February 28, 2009

Adam

The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes

Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"

by monkeygirl123 September 2, 2011

Adam

Just and asshole

Adam is such a cunt

by Hate Adam March 15, 2017

Adam

To kill yourself. The origin comes from Adams Song by blink182 which suggests suicide in the song

John: Did you hear that alex adamed?
Anothny: No way, i saw that coming

by Whaddupblink182 February 7, 2010