wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

1 man 1 jar

One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.

It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.

Person 1: Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?
Person 2: Yes, unforunately

by Ultamik3y and his Honda Civic September 01, 2021

one guy one jar

that one video where a guy shoves a jar up his ass and it breaks

have you seen the one guy one jar video

by johnmarstondidntdeservethis April 13, 2017

Rainbow dash cum jar

A act so vile and inhumane that the very mention of it alone will have you shunned from society.

Why don't you talk to john anymore

Oh, he did a rainbow dash cum jar

by duderuthless February 29, 2020

one man one jar

The sickest crap of a video on the internet, it is basically the toned down version of the pain Olympics video of a guy that scrapes his penis off with a carrot grater. It is evidently similar to two girls one cup, only with one guy and he doesn't crap in the cup.

"Bro I saw one man one jar!" Other guy: "No way! You know the part where he sits on the whole thing and it breaks and he pulls the shards out of his bleeding anus?"

by well it really depends... September 18, 2013

Putting dimes in the dollar jar

Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)

She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

Like a banana in a pickle jar

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.

Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar

What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Moastall Nileigh November 23, 2022