Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.

Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

Full-Count

When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.

Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.

by AveryPorter July 5, 2011

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads

I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023

Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )

Okay Count Fagula ! You do you.

by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024

counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014

Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.

Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.

by HM788 August 4, 2025