by Gary1996147 May 11, 2015
Get the cunt turkeymug. The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)
by preciousfs November 29, 2015
Get the turkey humpmug. To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling
by Treg123 November 25, 2009
Get the Romancing the turkeymug. by BORFborf.05 March 19, 2017
Get the Turkey Cuttermug. A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.
by Julien martinez October 14, 2017
Get the Wet Turkeymug. Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:
It goes as follows:
"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."
Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.
Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.
by GruntPa June 13, 2019
Get the turkey problemmug. A miss spelt version of a bush turkey. You can find this written on a sign at St. Paul’s college. They are a little bit worse than a dingo
by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019
Get the Brush turkeymug.