That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs
Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020
Stupid fag retarded bitch synynom of down syndrome needs to wear glasses lips look like he drinks toilet water opposite of most definitions on here annoying doesnt know how to shut up unfunny stupid hated by everyone in the class idc if u dislike this
by lussiantherussianguy January 10, 2024
Russell, A small town south of Ottawa, where you can find skater kids smoking pot and smashing people's property and also see rednecks driving around rolling Cole (black smoke) around town while intoxicated.
Russell kid 1: did you see the fight at the Russell fair this year
Russell kid 2: yeah that was my dad
Russell kid 2: yeah that was my dad
by 613mushrooms March 13, 2017
Me: I can’t believe I wasted time on writing a description on Russell from HTF that probably won’t even get seen and will make future me cringe
by chaos boy November 24, 2021
Russell is an okay peron but he says hi and complains if you cant hear him like get over it buddy 🙄, he likes to wait for lunch all day. Hes fine sometimes tho
by ehwiwjfbsksjdjsjs May 28, 2024
Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.
by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 22, 2021
He's the bestest friend you could ever ask for. He never let's people down and he always knows how to make you feel better. He's loyal and pours all of his effort into the things he wants. He strives to be the best he can be everyday and he never gives up. He's been through a lot but he never let's that get in the way of achieving his goals. When he wants something he goes for it and he never stops fighting until he's got it. He's a pretty dope guy.
by Candy_floss November 21, 2021