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Luke

Luke is a kind loving person that will stop at nothing to get a Willy in his bum for 100% of the time. He rides a motorbike that has a robotic dildo attached to engine and the seat that moves up and down on each engine stroke. He says he has a girlfriend (which is probably maybe true) but his real fetish is gay white incest midget porn that he beats his chicken to. But don’t let that fool you he is the most kind loving person if you own a strap-on (a big black 42” one). ;)
That Luke is super loving and caring I wonder why.
by Big daddy strap-on October 29, 2018
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Luke

Luke is by far the most attractive boy at your school. He’s absolutely perfect.He’s charming,cute,talented,kind,caring, and so much more. He’s one of the greatest friends you could ever ask for, he will never leave your side. He is protective over the ones he loves. he’s an amazing friend, but an even better boyfriend. He’s sporty. Amazing at fighting (Boxing) , and football. He is musically and artistically talented too. If you are lucky enough to know a Luke, keep him around. He’s a strait up blessing. Every girl is swooning over him. They all want to be with him, but he tends to fall for the unpopular, lowkey, loyal girls. Don’t lose a Luke’s trust, it’ll be the biggest mistake of your life.
Girl: OMG! He’s so dreamy, must be a Luke

Boy: ayeeee he’s so fit, that must be my boy Luke
by Angel_with_horns June 25, 2019
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Luke

Is he being a luke?
by Haha ya boi July 30, 2018
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Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time
by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019
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Luke

A luke is a simp who is usually always caught simping
"oh is that luke? Oh it is! Still simping"
by Xxchar1a1a May 9, 2020
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Luke

is the dumbest name you can litterly give your son yes i have deslezyia yes i can not spell luke is not charming he sucks
by keyboarduser12 September 10, 2020
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Luke

Someone usually if the “douche” nature who likes do show off and brag about stuff that nobody cares about. Luke’s usually don’t get along with many people. If you know a Luke please donate to his make-A-wish
Did you see Luke?

Yeah I feel bad.

We should donate to his make-a-wish for mental retardation!

Yeah.
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