Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015
Get the Derek Owensmug. An individual who attempts to gain a multiplicity of sexual partners while pursuing a woman currently.
Or a person who makes attempts to pursue multiple women (whether he’s failing or prevailing.)
Or a person who makes attempts to pursue multiple women (whether he’s failing or prevailing.)
by AL Matic February 17, 2018
Get the Derek Fishingmug. A Derek is the type of guy that is a sexy sociopath that's ripped and can make any girl get horny just by looking at his hot six pack.
by Birth dud July 13, 2019
Get the Derekmug. John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
Get the John Derekmug. A basic white girl of a guy. This guy is seen drinking star bucks and listening to white trash such as Applebottom jeans. Even so a derek can be one of the most funny people you ever meet and will always know how to make people laugh or get annoyed with him
by Class is over right? November 13, 2018
Get the Derekmug. The most goated man on earth, who would also be very impressed if someone who knew him were to be reading this right now.
by THEbutt man butt October 1, 2022
Get the Derek Webermug. A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac
by Derekfuckscats June 7, 2020
Get the Derek Fitzgeraldmug.