by coolguy5 August 8, 2011
Get the Chrismug. a runescape nerd that doesnt know the meaning of a socical life, also likes to tug off while watching the computer screen
by Gibbo owns you October 18, 2008
Get the chrismug. Fuck off of a Chris
a Chris can fuck you up for life
Don't you talk shit about a Chris cause a Chris can fuck you up
one touch and you fucking die cause you aint talk shit 'bout Chris
If you talk shit 'bout Chris at school he's going uppercut the shit out of you and throw you outta class into a locker and then beat the shit outta you until you're begging to get your dumbass' ass in that lonely ass locker of the virgins. You fuck with a Chris on the street and get ready to get dissed to the ground. People gonna be out here nicknamen you Cooken Salem cause you be gettin' raosted the shit out of.
"Salmon Diss"
Get outta ma' face
You big disgrace
You acting all tough
but you're just a cheeto puff
now go back to eat your own
Or else you're gonna get fuckin' owned
Bitch, no one messes with me
Now go ahead and let me be
If you decided to stay
Then you are gonna pay
Now lets go ahead and end this diss
before I make you piss
from all this kickass abyss
said by a very badass roastin' Chris
and as I said before, don't fuck with a Chris.
a Chris can fuck you up for life
Don't you talk shit about a Chris cause a Chris can fuck you up
one touch and you fucking die cause you aint talk shit 'bout Chris
If you talk shit 'bout Chris at school he's going uppercut the shit out of you and throw you outta class into a locker and then beat the shit outta you until you're begging to get your dumbass' ass in that lonely ass locker of the virgins. You fuck with a Chris on the street and get ready to get dissed to the ground. People gonna be out here nicknamen you Cooken Salem cause you be gettin' raosted the shit out of.
"Salmon Diss"
Get outta ma' face
You big disgrace
You acting all tough
but you're just a cheeto puff
now go back to eat your own
Or else you're gonna get fuckin' owned
Bitch, no one messes with me
Now go ahead and let me be
If you decided to stay
Then you are gonna pay
Now lets go ahead and end this diss
before I make you piss
from all this kickass abyss
said by a very badass roastin' Chris
and as I said before, don't fuck with a Chris.
by XxChrisFollower69xX June 6, 2018
Get the Chrismug. 
A man that is very Honest. And would never tell a lie. Some say he is a backstabber. But its more like hell give you a Backstabber... Scratch that Single Leg High Knee. Master Robert Perry Jernigan Jr. also wants him.
Hey look it's a Chris Marshall. Look out here comes the Single Leg High Knee. And I can smell Robert Perry in the distance coming for him.
by Jack Ford (From Worthing) December 4, 2013
Get the Chrismug. A great guy shame about the little cocktail sausage that Chris actually all Christophers have poking out their shorts.
by charlotten901 November 7, 2014
Get the Chrismug. 