Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. 
Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.
by Lauren77 May 15, 2018
Get the brandonmug. by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.
by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.