bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Le bread

Fancy bread

“Oh I see that you are eating bread!”

“No it’s not just normal bread it’s, Le bread”

by Acripop May 19, 2022

Life Bread

A variation of the biscuit game, commonly played at Orientation Camps of Hong Kong’s universities.

It involved a group of boys surrounding a piece of bread. The last boy who ejaculates over the piece of bread must eat the whole piece, including the cum and all.

“Edward just lost the Life Bread game! Now he has to eat up that bread along with everyone’s cum!”

by Volvo B8L MCV January 11, 2022

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

Bread Country

A region with a large inbred population or a history of such.

I’m taking a trip down to bread country this summer.

by sauceless_ June 22, 2019

Hashtag BREAD

Hashtag Boom Roasted Eat A Dick

Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*

by AndyBoBandy98 November 1, 2022

Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.

“Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque”

by PIBJoe June 9, 2018