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search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.
I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.
by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017
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dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.
Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!
by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003
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Dodge ball

by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.
Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"
by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023
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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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Dodging

Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games
Dodging - Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games

ex. Patrick Brown, AKA Ballsrick Brown, Patrice Brownlee, Penis Eater Patrice

"Im gonna go get sum cawfee and chat up some egirls instead of gaming with you guys. See ya pussies"
by PogMonster March 6, 2022
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