It's a scrunchie
Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole
Friend: we that's disgusting
Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
Friend: we that's disgusting
Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole
by Theo no October 15, 2019

Inspired by Sparkle brand paper towels, and commonly used in Cincinnati, OH, this term describes a person with relentless audacity to pursue one's goal (either positive or negative). A group of thirst pockets is called a Thirst Pocket Family.
The pool of eligible people to date in Cincinnati is dismal. These thirst pockets don't know how to take 'No' for an answer, most of these dudes are so creepy.
by ancientalien88 January 18, 2017

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017

To fall asleep while your penis is still inside of a partner, loved one, spouse, mistress, fling or prostitute.
by Omgyiyja September 27, 2012

by mrThc January 15, 2009

Hey, have you seen my I phone? Yea, it's now a pocket boogie along with that drunk wad of dollar bills I found in your pocket.
by Mimi Pat December 11, 2009

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
by Wiberger September 20, 2021
