The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.
For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three leftshank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....