A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.
If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?
Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?
Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.
by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.
Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.
by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009

by aaron culpepper May 2, 2005

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"
by thesquidge July 19, 2009

A very good, local(Monroe,Louisiana), rock band. They just finished recording a cd and hopefully you will hear of them!
by Aaron Culpepper May 2, 2005

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.
I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.
by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017
