Pizza Slap

When you make some frozen pizzas and don't tell your friend about it. He/ she got pizza slapped
Yo this pizza is so good! Martensen got pizza slapped!
by Skamikazy August 13, 2010
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road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.
dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza
by dave4817 December 04, 2003
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Chocolate Pizza

When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."
"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."
by oshizzle February 28, 2009
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Free pizza

The act of having sex with someone you find unattractive just for the sake of getting laid.
"You had sex with that?!"
"Um...yeah. You never pass up free pizza!"
by JimmyJamesLovesYou November 11, 2011
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Pineapple pizza

A circle of bread that satanists eat as they dance around a fire. Eating pineapple pizza is a sin.
Hey kids... wanna eats some.... pineapple pizza??
by Anna Krapler February 04, 2019
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Crusty pizza

A revolting picture of a woman's genital region suffering from the advanced stages of an apparent fungal infection. Primarily used as a "shock image" in the vein of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party by message boards such as the esteemed Vestibule.
I'd coolnerd15 doesn't stop his Jr. Mod BS, I will have crusty pizza sit on his face!
by Grug88 January 13, 2005
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mike pizza

a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.
Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?

Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
by Johnny O'Malley February 02, 2011
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