shame saver

a boring story or trivial remark to prevent an embarrassing silence

remember: the most boring shit gets exciting when it is a shame saver

"Everybody was about to go embarrassingly quiet but Tom shamesaved us with a story about him waiting for 2 hours at the doctor."

"I misapplied a shame saver last night. It turned out people just smoked too much pot."

by Gustaphe August 24, 2012

Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 02, 2015

cloud shaming

The act of; using social or electronic media to broadcast to parties outside of the conflict in order to shame someone into meeting the opposing person's demands.

Cindy is using cloud shaming on Steve, she sent an email to everyone in the office about how its unfair she can't use his espresso machine when he's not around.

by starbox July 01, 2013

earth shaming

The practice of making those you feel don't do enough for the environment like subpar humans.

After admitting she drank 3 cases of bottled water per week and didn't recycle the plastic, she felt subjected to earth shaming by her peers.

by Marcy Marcy Darcy January 22, 2018

Walk of shame

When 2-24 hours after a sexual encounter with an individual, you journey back to your home, workplace, school, or any place of importance with immense guilt, satisfying at least one of the following:
1. Wearing the same clothes you wore before
2. Missing at least one article of clothing
3. Wearing bodily evidence ( hair out of place, hickeys, lines etc.)
4. Wearing your partners clothing.

Girlll, I did the walk of shame to my lecture class this morning.

by TSDK May 05, 2018

shame look

The look your friends give u when youve done something so shameful, there are no words to describe it.

he gave me the shame look after i confessed on stage.

by unexpectidely_awesome July 12, 2014

Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.

To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*

by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017