Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
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Get the The Big D mug.N-g-s-y-h-d stands for national give Sam/Sammy your hoodie day. We all have a smol bean boy Sam in our lives who need our hoodies to make them feel loved so on December 27 give the Sam in your life a hoodie bc they look smol and cute in them..... and they look smol and cute in them
Me: it’s December 27
Friend: so what?
Me:n-g-s-y-h-d?
Friend:oh right here you go little bean go be smol and cute!
Me:tank yous!!
Friend: so what?
Me:n-g-s-y-h-d?
Friend:oh right here you go little bean go be smol and cute!
Me:tank yous!!
by Tranny Sammy December 27, 2020
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Greenpool and NoChill in unison : The D. Khanzir Effect!
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Greenpool and NoChill in unison : The D. Khanzir Effect!
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You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
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Get the Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners mug.A variation of l'3 basically nearly the same thing except this explains how people saying that you must compliment someone on a specific day and or using extreme amount of emojis is a ro-tard or a le'Gay type of person.
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l'3'd the variaton of l'3 an insult to say spammers who copy others are cringe and embarrassing to look at and are more embarrassing than a VSCO girl.
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