Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.

trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.

by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021

TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

Trumping

The act of not taking an loss.

Hey its ok! Everyone loses sometimes. I didn't lose they cheated. Bitch you trumping.

by Lucky2393 November 9, 2020

Trump

Trump is a strange man with a corn husk glued on top of his otherwise bald head. The wonder at this corn husk somehow amassed him a large enough following to become president of the US.

Person 1: Woah dude, who's that man with a corn husk glued to his head?
Person 2: Oh, that's Trump.

by cheesyAltoids October 17, 2022

Trumping

Lying on a huge scale

Bossman was trumping about how big his dick is.

by BlipBlap128Bit October 27, 2020

Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.

I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.

by anonymous October 6, 2020