John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs

John is fatherless

by I said hi February 15, 2020

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)

Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".

by Snh88 February 27, 2020

John

A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test

John, stop being a fuck boy

by Swanandquaun February 27, 2020

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

John F'ing Beck

A f'ing super CUCK

John F'ing Beck is the biggest super CUCK I've ever met in my life. John Beck is a CUCK

by Ernnnn March 4, 2020