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God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching
“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
by Night Monkey December 10, 2021
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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God

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol
by Satan69swag November 18, 2020
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god luck

Initially a misspelling of "good luck". God luck is believed to be a more potent way of wishing luck upon someone. By adding this phrase to your repertoire, you add divinity. God luck out there.
alexjones4ever: im gonna go eat, brb
animeman12345: god luck
by Ymirok March 13, 2018
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False God

A False God is an object of worship, belief, or devotion that is considered illegitimate, unworthy, or non-existent by a particular religion or philosophical view. It often refers to a deity, idol, or concept wrongly given the reverence and status that is due only to the supreme or true God.

Important Clarification on Sacred Images:
It is important to distinguish between a "False God" and a sacred image or idol. A sacred image (such as an icon or statue) is generally understood by its devotees not as the deity itself, but as a representation or symbolic focal point for worship directed toward the One true God or veneration to a saint.

Therefore, if someone claims that a sacred image is a "False God," they are inherently assigning divine status to that image within their own mind. The person who truly believes the image is merely a representation is not worshipping a false god; rather, the person labeling it a false god is the one who, by definition, is mentally equating the image with divinity.
Jesus' statue is not a False God because it's just His representation.
by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025
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Quad-gods

Groups of extreme people protesting or preaching discriminatory and sometimes racist bullshit on the grounds of a college campus. These people would ussusually tell you to repent if you are any of these: Women, furries, LGBTQ, poly, people me who decided to lose their virginity 'early', or immigrants. These people usually are MAGAs
"Warning guys, there are a bunch of quad-gods outside. If you don't want to see them, take this route."
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"
by Ukelele Guy February 24, 2025
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god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.
"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"
by DumbNuts September 5, 2016
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