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Humpty Dumpty

Fat person with skinny legs.

This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.
Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.
by My naptime July 7, 2022
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chump dumpster

When a woman uses men to gain fame from famous artists.. then changes to other famous men just to get attention. While using one after another ..

Male version is staypal.. Stays as long as the money flows or he get attention .
She's a chump dumpster! she dated 8 different rap stars who had little tallent . Then made her self famous on instagram while having no talent...
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022
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She can’t be the town cum dumpster tonight and go to church tomorrow.
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José Dumpster

The act of shitting in another's mouth
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Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it
Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit
by BirdKibble July 25, 2022
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beaker dumper

a beaker dumper is a chemist who know a very good recipe
congats you have a good recipe for you are now a beaker dumper
by escamillaroy July 27, 2022
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Cum dumpster

That one homie who real jizz worthy and you just wanna dump all your cum on him.
Yo Wesley’s a real cum dumpster lately
by I dont be smellin peepee August 17, 2022
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