Bubonic balls

Bubonic balls is the condition when an inmates' testicles are bitten by a rat. The bite occurring because the inmate has slathered peanut butter their testicles, seductively attracting the tongues of rodents

Bubonic Balls

by QuaterJigOnAHalfRig July 28, 2009

Hangy Balls

A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.

This chick and I were watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.

by Crappy Diaper April 9, 2008

ball-mart

A place that a person goes to get up the nerve to do something.

"Brendan, you have to do somethig!"
"Yeah but she is younger then me."
"Take a trip to f%@&ing ball-mart! she is my best friend and if you hurt her i will kill you!"
"I just want to get to know her and next summer she will be a fox!"
"Do you need to take a trip to ball-mart?"
"No."
"Then get the balls up to do it or get some new ones!"

by tlycc girl August 6, 2008

Hair ball

A common prison sex practice, where one inmate inserts his penis into the other inmate's often unshaved armpit. The term comes from the contact of the testicles to the armpit hair.

Prison Mike: C'mere, boy, lemme hair ball you.

by Puddingcup4110 October 18, 2009

Candy Balls

When a man dips his balls in flavored lube.

Lick my candy balls, bi-atch!

by Mellie B. October 23, 2007

ball job

ball job is a blow job is a BJ is giving head .

SUCK MY DICK . or give me a ball job .
zoya: can i give you a ball job ?

by BEEEJAAAY12347t67843 April 23, 2010

Jolly Balls

1. A Sack full of fun
2. The opposite of blue balls

Bobby: "how was your day, man?"
Mark: "Awesome, I sat on chatroullete and jacked it all day."
Bobby: "Wow! You must have jolly balls bro"

Bobby: "What are you doing tonight?"
Mark: "Its Sunday I'm playing with my jolly balls!"

by markymarks November 19, 2010