Soft As Fuck

The opposite of Hard as Fuck. Used to describe a person or situation as weak, pussy like or just really not tough.

Bob's not drinking tonight, He's soft as fuck.

"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"

by Deppenator January 31, 2009

shitty fuck

1.) An alcoholic beverage made using cheap vodka, immitation Kaluha, and milk.

We didn't have enough money to make white russians, so we just drank shitty fucks all night.

by WoweeWoweeWowee October 14, 2006

fuck dragon

1) Someone who while having sexual intercourse thinks they are a dragon, and or, imitates one.
2) Someone who wears a dragon costume/outfit during sexual intercourse.
3) Someone who claims their partner as a part of their hoard and will only have sex with them if they are covered in gold, aka their loot

Beth: Oh my god. Brad was being a total fuck dragon! He wore a dragon costume to bed, and said he would only fuck me if I painted my body gold, and when he came he screamed out loud. But the worst was him flapping his arms and trying to fly away after it all.

by 💝 FuFu 💝 May 21, 2016

Boom Fuck

When someone fucks the girl suddenly without even telling her when she is naked.

Eg: Man you Boom Fucked that bitch last night! Man she was my niggas treat*

by CandyShoppa February 5, 2010

Fucking dies

The act a person commits when the are utterly destroyed by pure poetry.

Guy 1: I can't believe you don't like tiktok
Guy 2: I hope you connect two small lego pieces and can't pull them apart.
Guy 1: *fucking dies*

by Dried-Fried-Moist-Rough-Harry- June 25, 2021

Duck fucked

The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.

Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"

friend: "you duck fucked her?"

Me: "fo sho"

by Lippie May 14, 2011

Fuck-Alike

A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.

One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?

Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.

One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.

Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.

by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010