An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.
Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.
by Raz0rRaid0r January 27, 2023
The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021
Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019
by Tomslick59 September 11, 2021
Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
by MGTOW Black January 14, 2024
It's when your scrolling through your phone while sat on the dunny and you see something that makes you laugh out loud and the motion squeezes a poop out!
Yo dude, I was curling one out on the dunny when you sent that meme through, I laughed so hard at it, I did a chuckle poop
by chiken-lover March 26, 2022
make poop is one of the funniest songs to ever exist and it was used as the background music in corys video:
how to make poop.
so everyone knows how to make poop
and the funniest thing about this song is that it makes:
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP
no just kidding it dosent pee it just make
poop in da traffic
how to make poop.
so everyone knows how to make poop
and the funniest thing about this song is that it makes:
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP
no just kidding it dosent pee it just make
poop in da traffic
SMP Films - MAKE POOP Is my Favorite Song!
by xX 44100 Xx August 09, 2021