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Fatcock "No! Cus the other sluts have fucked too many of me in abstraction and in aggregate but this one has only fucked one of me."

Hym "Oh wow, you caught that part, huh? Wow... Ok... Um, so were they supposed to stop fucking 'you' in abstraction and in aggregate after the first 'you'? Like, they fuck you and then they meet another 'you' (High value man) and now what are they supposed to do? Not fuck this new 'you'? How are you a 'master key' if you fuck up the lock when you open it? You sound like a clumsy sneak-thief."

Fatcock "Bro... I have this mindset..."

Hym "I KNOW! OH... MY GOD! THE MINDSET! I ALMOST FORGOT! 🤦 ♂️ Jesus... 🤦 ♂️😑 What I'm saying is: You're kind of the COMMON DENOMINATOR THERE, CHIEF. Who is this for? This seems like this performative bit where you try to convince me that you deserve to fuck all the women and I should respect your slut-wife.... Like it's more for YOU than it is for ME."

Fatcock "Yeah bro. I'm totally a dominator. But nah bro, like, she doesn't count. And, check it dawg: Let's say all the sluts have a bunch of my kids. I teach them Christianity, right? Ah? Right?"

Hym "So you miss that one but....... Oh! Oh, I thought there was MORE. Ok. Um... So... You teach them that as long as we have our voluntarily celibate whipping boy gimp Jesus, we'll all be saved forever and theeeeen?" 🤨

Fatcock "And then I'm good bro. Like, how do I add to degeneracy?"
Hym "Uuuuum I don't think Christianity has ever stopped ANY degeneracy but, oooh... shit, I donno... by multiplying the number retards by 20? Making a bunch of sluts? I mean, I sounds like a super easy way for you to wash your hands of any guilt. Ok, but here's what's going to happen: You girlfriend is still a slut. You can't fuck a slutmaker and NOT be a slut. I don't particularly have a problem with sluts I'm not excluded from and I don't necessarily want to get married so it's not really my problem but, no, I don't respect you or your slut. How about this: I'll respect the sluts that let me fuck them and then you and your retarded slut wife can go fuck yourselves and die? Alright? If you fuck a slutmaker you're a slut and will be treated as such. Not that there is anything wrong with being a slut but, no, I'm not going to make the distinction between your 'fresh slut' and your 'nearly-new' sluts."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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Slut

a bitch that will obey your commands
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amy slut

A form of Amy. Can be on the thicker side, girl loves her some cookies. An amy slut gives up the pussy to any male that appears to be just looking in her direction. Can be crude. Is known to belch cum. Loves to kiss after a male has ate her period pussy. Amy slut likes the taste of metal.
Alright boys shits about to get real. The amy slut has been shipped and is hungry for cock n ball stew vs muffpie!⁵
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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die stupid fucking slut

the best song that describes aniya's love life
Asher: go die stupid fucking slut
Aniya: nigga wtf
by Zahori January 17, 2023
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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
by Todd Benson January 22, 2023
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Gay slut

This one dude named doodoo3000 /j
I am a silly little gay slut for some random dude named Mero ♡
by Am not gay February 1, 2023
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Slut

Woman who has sex with one or several men who are not her love partner, or without commitment. Due to the ease with which they lend themselves to intercourse, they often have sex with several men. The more men penetrate her frequently, the sluttier a girl is. They act almost the same as a prostitute, with the difference that they don't charge. They usually like to lick penises and be unfaithful to their love partners, if they have any.
I invited her to my house to study for the test and I ended up ejaculating in her mouth! She's such a slut!
by YeagerXZ February 9, 2023
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