man marks

Skid marks left in the shitter by a man.

Skippy took pride in the man marks he left in the toilet after dropping a huge dump.

by JLO70 July 23, 2021

Hentai man

Hentai man is a lolicon hunter, he will stop at nothing to find lolicon. I f you are a lolicon, you will experience a fate worse than hell.

Hentai man, I swear to god, shes 400 years old.

by xXanimelover420Xx October 28, 2020

Throw a Manning

The act of throwing in the towel; giving up. Coming from a common towel model at IKEA

I had to throw a Manning yesterday at work, I was pissed off

Tim really threw a Manning in the game on the weekend.

Man I am knackered I feel like throwing in the Manning.

by On Piste Elocutio January 12, 2015

man pet

Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.

Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"

Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"

by BamKablam September 15, 2011

Dan the Manned

This is my way of describing someone who got knocked out cold in a fight. It's a nod to the popular Halfbrick Studios game Dan the Man, in which players can deliver a slow-motion knockout on their opponents.

Dude, you just got Dan the Manned!!

by Cre8vKnuckledraggr March 5, 2019

Man Mane

A full beard grown only by a biological male over the age of 24 who's life has been spent working hard to provide for himself and his family. Not a beard grown by some self entitled hipster to be used for fashion.

Chuck Norris hides a fist behind his man mane

by richHARDnixONS February 6, 2019

Good Man

Somebody who masturbates in public, oversteps boundaries, has obcd and mental disabilities.

David Morgan is a good man

by Scrumbo November 14, 2022