Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick

Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you

by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018

your mom

the funniest joke we know

Obama: “when did i ask?”
You: “your mom”

by joesmama888 February 6, 2022

Ur mom

A insult/comeback that makes you instantly win an argument.

Guy A: ur mom
Guy B: Dude, using such a cringe, overused, lazy, lame insult that doesn't make me cry? How pathetic, I don't even have a mom. If I did, I still wouldn't be mad or sad. So say all the "ur mom"s you wanna say, I won't give a goddamn shit.

by tiky January 10, 2022

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019

ur mom

a word that annyoing ass bitch uses

hey jamie how was your day
UR MOM JENNIFER

by wackkkgayurmom October 15, 2019

mom

apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to

person 1: doin your mom!
person 2: dangit not again!

by vehicular manslaughter July 21, 2022

ur mom

most of the people who use this word, are mostly gen z because its a sens of humor we have and its funny lolz

- "oh, where are you going tonight!? "
- "ur mom’s house *lip bite*"

by nox_lolz February 25, 2022