askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.
"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
by Hotdogwatericecream December 05, 2022
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Pulled a john

1) to pussy out of a fight

2) to talk shit 50 feet away then walk away
1) man I was bouta fight this niqqa but then he pulled a john

2) this niqqa talked shit from across the hall then got up and walked away man that niqqa pulled a john
by tig310 May 21, 2014
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john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down
by Wee john November 04, 2013
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John Serna

You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.
"Who is John Serna? Do you know what that is?"
by MrWaltenson June 07, 2022
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John Tard

If you see John Tard you know its a meme.
by Tardsfanclub December 16, 2021
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John Passant

A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.
1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."
by CharlesGremmyG November 04, 2024
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