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God

The One, the Big Guy - not Joe Biden but even bigger, you know that Thing. Definitely a controversial figure and seems to take on many forms and be many things to many people throughout history. The One that you often don't talk to unless you have a very very big looming threatening ass kicking life threatening issue which makes you cry out "Help Me God!" Oh yeah, He/She/It supposedly assigns gender at birth but that's being hotly debated lately.
Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.
by Ban Censorship April 22, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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God's license

Driving without a license or a permit
This mf been driving with God's license since high school
by ElWero10 November 12, 2023
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Stoner God

by Cum back to back October 4, 2021
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I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it
Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025
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Ryze god

This is the most powerful version of ryze you will ever see to exist this version of ryze can beat goku can beat 乂乇几ㄖҜ乇几 anyone anything and can do anything and has the ability to create anything he wants or give himself any power by thinking about it like dafucisyoutalkingabout
Person one: hey you heard of ryze god he’s stronger then ryze demon
Person2: fr
Person one: yeah it’s crazy he one punched goku and after said ryze vibes for cp9 when??
by discord app January 13, 2021
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God

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol
by Satan69swag November 18, 2020
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