the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

god damn wrong

God damn wrong are the practices ideas rhymes and people who are wrong according to the church of god damn right

That shits god damn wrong according to the church of god damn right

by founder.cult.status March 21, 2024

Gooch God

The Highest tier a person who exercises Gooch play can reach.

So I’ve heard the rumors, but after this past weekend I found out Sarah is a Gooch God.

by Mau-Man October 14, 2025

Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God!

by Cum back to back October 4, 2021

skibidi gods

you pray to these when getting a vaccine

kid: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEE SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBI... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHH AAAHOHOHO OOOOH-"
caption: "lil bro was praying to the skibidi gods 😭😭"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023

Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”

You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!

by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015